World's Worst Babysitters.

World's Most Adorable Anarchists.

World's Least Necessary Certificate.

World's Straightest Banana.

World's Least Appetising Snack.

World's Least Inviting Doorbell.

World's Greatest Reliance On Idiocy For Profit.

World's Worst Pot Of Gold At The End Of Any Rainbow.

World's Most Humiliating Endorsement.

World's Least Depressing Suggestion For How To Live Your Life.

World's Best Top Trump.

World's Greatest Gift To Immaturity In Shop Form.

World's Claggiest Foodstuff.

World's Most Striking Mental Image.

World's Best University.

World's Least Feminine Toiletry.

World's Most Colonial Biscuit.

World's Least Convincing Child.

World's Most Consequential Typo.

World's Most Arrogant Album.

World's Most Libellous Use Of The Term "Leisure Centre".

World's Most Probably Racist Car.

World's Most Conclusive Evidence That British Museums Do Not Excel At Interactive Thrills.

World's Most Sensationally Dead Bird.

World's Loftiest Fox.

World's Most Lootable Shop.

World's Best Use Of Simple, Elegant Line.

World's Most Upwardly-Mobile Birds.

World's Tastiest Forefather Of Modern Science.

World's Haughtiest Cow.

World's Most Futuristic Prison Of Cakes.

World's Best Use Of Pure Criminality.

World's Most Conclusive Evidence Of Dog Racism.

World's Best Accidental Transition Into Punk.

 

World's Best Marriage Proposal.

World's Cuddliest Prophylactic.

World's Most Optimistic Shoe.

World's Most Macabre Use Of A Sense Of Humour.

World's Most Cynical Tips Jar.

World's Most Impressive Nap.

World's Greatest Cake.

World's Most Potent Nerd Aphrodisiac.

World's Most Confusing Bales Of Hay.

World's Most Sarcastic Job Ad.