World's Least Exciting Toy.

World's Most Ingenious Rebranding.

World's Most Upbeat Undertakers.

World's Most Historic Purveyor Of Erotica.

World's Best Double Life.

World's Most Sinister Educational Resources.

World's Most Politically Charged Toy.

World's Most Likely Marker Of Early Onset Dementia.

World's Least Child-Friendly Children's Area.

World's Gobbiest Mammal.

World's Most Accessible Caviar.

World's Most Hardcore Teddy.

World's Most Thoroughly-Scraped Bottom Of Barrel.

World's Most Seriously Flawed Advice.

World's Most Fortified Hat.

World's Worst Father Christmas.

World's Biggest Lie.

World's Most Arousing Monstrosity.

World's Most Sublimely Depressing Moment.

World's Most Troubled Individual.

World's Greatest Ire To Sub-Editors.

World's Least Likely Appearance Of The Phrase "Soccer Sex Beast Roasted Me At 14".

World's Worst Mothers' Day Present.

World's Most Hungover Lunch.

World's Most Revealing Facial Expression.